The release date for the English version of 'The Slippery Slope' by
Lemony Snicket is Sep 2003. If you enjoy this novel, it is available for buy as a paperback from Barnes & Noble or Indigo, as an ebook on the Amazon Kindle store, or as an audiobook on Audible.
Kindly, Reader
There are numerous things that are better off not being slippery, such handshakes, house pets, and raw carrots. Unfortunately, in this miserable volume, I am afraid that Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire run into more than their fair share of slipperiness during their harrowing journey up--and down--a range of strange and distressing mountains.
In order to spare you any further repulsion, it would be best not to mention any of the unpleasant details of this story, particularly a secret message, a toboggan, a deceitful map, a swarm of snow gnats, a scheming villain, a troupe of organized youngsters, a covered casserole dish, and a surprising survivor of a terrible fire.
Regretfully, I have devoted my whole life to learning about and documenting the tragic story of the Baudelaire orphans. There's no need for you to commit yourself to such things; instead, commit yourself to letting this slippery book fall out of your grasp and into a nearby dumpster or deep hole.
With the utmost respect,
Citrus Snicket